May be because these things don’t always happen but very probable.
- WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD:
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side. - LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queue, the one you just left starts to move faster than the one you are in now. - LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch. - LAW OF THE TOOLS:
Any tool, when dropped, rolls to the least accessible corner. - BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. - LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. - LAW OF THE RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will! - LAW OF BIOMECHANICAL:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. - LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. - LAW OF EXAM:
A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exams time. - LAW OF SLEEP:
The nap becomes enjoyable when the alarm sounds. - LAW OF CHEAPER THINGS
You always get the cheaper things once you have bought the expensive one. *Which of the above is experienced quite often
